TheGreatPatten's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[COINZ]

Okay, but there should be options and instructions

It was okay, but quite frustrating. There needs to be options. Otherwise just fix those. And give us a extra secound!!

[NG Name Generator]

Total randomnize!! Not bad for finding fake names!

Not bad, but there should be more names like "Timmy, or Billy." I liked it. It's the first of it's kind, i've ever seen!! Next time add more categories!!

[Oddball Soccer]

It's so hard to score, DAMMIT!!!

It's kind of fun, besides the difficulty of scoring. I kinda liked it!! It's really hard to score because it's 2-D. Stealing is tough too. You should add music, more controls (stealing, etc), maybe a contol meter which help you aim on your shots.... Oh yeah, and make options, and team seletion. Good luck!!

boney-man responds:

Wow, if you look at everyone else's review they say it's too easy... they say they won like 120-0. And it has music.... are your speakers on? I'm going to make a less glitchy sequel, to let you guys know. And your review is the nicest one yet, thanks!

[Waka Laka Dodge]

Cursor too big, Blocks too fast. Game kinda hard!!

This game is kinda hard!! After a while just dodging blocks gets boring, I have a good idea that will help, the cursor should be able to attacks the blocks ~if they get to close.~ Nice music, tey to add more modees to!!

Jimtopia responds:

Yeah, cool Idea! I knew submitting this was a good idea! Thx for the review!

[Pocket Soccer]

Crap controls, crap graphics, crap game

It's too hard!! The controls make the game hard. The birds-eye-view graphics make it harder. The goalie control thing makes it even harder. The only good thing about this the compute A.I. Which doesn't matter because the frustrating controls we already have you pissed off!!

[Time Waster 4: Concert]

Free seizures, YYAAYYY!!!

Not bad. The effects went a bit slow. It was kinda fun. I liked it, maybe it's because I had Coke for breakfast, who knows?? This could be better if there was a create-a-band mode. Or if you can change it to different songs. It's a good idea. Dont change the idea!!

[bunny ZAP !]

Actually a good idea!! But my Webcam is busted!!

Very creative, it's kinda like Eye-toy but for the computer. It's a great use of the Webcam. I don't really know how the game ends, but the character's probaly change. I think this game should have wepons( like a basic pistol, then your wepons gets upgraded to shotgun, etc.) There should be bosses too!! Nice job!!

[FPS Doug SoundBoard]

Personally, I wouldn't prank using that guys voice

There's much better ones, but if you want a random guy~ the is for you~!! I'm not a big fan of these prank things.

[The Flash Pong...]

A Great Pong game!!

This game is the 1st non-boring Pong game ever!! Due to sound effects and double ball mode, I was playing for like 20 minutes. Good Job!!

yip-bla responds:

OMG THANK U!

[Enjoyable Horse Racing]

Why make a game about Horse racing?

I would never make a Horse racing game, it's too risky. Not much people like Horse racing especially people who aren't retarded (just kidding... not really.) Anyway, I think the game would sucide more if you could created a race horse. Since it's a Horse racing I have to pass it because alot of Horse racing games are beond S***!