TheGreatPatten's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Defcon : Minus]

Great work eh

Awesome work! The song was an excellent choice. The menu was pretty nice too, but when you click Info, the cursor disapears. Overall, the game was a bit slow paced but it was pretty fun, great job my man

crushy responds:

Yeah, songs make a massive impact on gameplay, nice to know you liked it Patten :)

[Cursor Crazy]

Great

But we should be able to download them

Evolution68 responds:

in a bit ill make them downloadable

[The Worm!]

Actually, this game is almost perfect!!

The gameplay is almost perfect! All that's missing is a pause mode, music selection and blood. Add these things to the game and it will be the game of the month! Good luck!

LogFish responds:

Hmmm, pause... not a bad idea! I'm glad you liked it, hehe. I love how the simple things are sometimes so much more fun than the incredibly complex!

[Oddball Soccer]

It's so hard to score, DAMMIT!!!

It's kind of fun, besides the difficulty of scoring. I kinda liked it!! It's really hard to score because it's 2-D. Stealing is tough too. You should add music, more controls (stealing, etc), maybe a contol meter which help you aim on your shots.... Oh yeah, and make options, and team seletion. Good luck!!

boney-man responds:

Wow, if you look at everyone else's review they say it's too easy... they say they won like 120-0. And it has music.... are your speakers on? I'm going to make a less glitchy sequel, to let you guys know. And your review is the nicest one yet, thanks!

[Waka Laka Dodge]

Cursor too big, Blocks too fast. Game kinda hard!!

This game is kinda hard!! After a while just dodging blocks gets boring, I have a good idea that will help, the cursor should be able to attacks the blocks ~if they get to close.~ Nice music, tey to add more modees to!!

Jimtopia responds:

Yeah, cool Idea! I knew submitting this was a good idea! Thx for the review!

[The Flash Pong...]

A Great Pong game!!

This game is the 1st non-boring Pong game ever!! Due to sound effects and double ball mode, I was playing for like 20 minutes. Good Job!!

yip-bla responds:

OMG THANK U!

[Soccer Field]

This game ain't that good. Gee, it's addicting!!

First of all, most of the items on the field are always stacked on top of each other, and the ball never lands were you want it. They also exaggerate with the distance. And for CRYING OUT LOUD change the music before I commit suicide! DAMMIT! Did anyone notice how the mud looks like crap!? Change that too! There's much better games like this to play instead. This game can be very frustrating!

CorkySurprise responds:

Change the Music? No Chance.

[Pico's High School]

This game feels like your playing doom

This game is very similliar to 'Doom'- the stupid computer AI, the same bouncy walk, and the 1st person shooting. This game's controls ain't amazing,and you cant change them but you cant! F***KING PIECE OF S**TY S**TBOX STUPID GAME AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH. Play the game, it's pretty good. Insept for the S**TYASS controls.

RaYdOg responds:

I'll try for better controls in other games, if I make them. Thanks for the review.