TheGreatPatten's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Soccer Steroids]

This video ain't funny, or cool!

First of all, the video has no sound (you have to read the word bubbles.) Secondly, The characters dont change their motion (one does keep-ups, while the other just stands there!) And lastly it's only funny at the end of this video. Next time for the author, try adding movements, voice acting, and better graphics. And dont forget doing all the characters voices is cool ex: Phil Hedrie.

caffeinerush responds:

Thanks for the constructive crits. I'll keep it in mind. The focus was on animation though.

[Mr. Happy Face]

OMFG, This is Violent!!! Uhhh!

Damn, me little bro was watching this video, now i'm Grounged!! Anyway,the happy-smilely guy is a phsyco! He 'cuts em up' so much. Uhh i'm still thinking about it! It's just that the sound of the him cutting flesh grosses me out. And now my little bro has nightmares at night time, he keeps on waking us up -Thanks Newgrounds-. Anyway the video is pretty funny and scary. It's well done, too!

[Pencilmation #2]

Some will like it. Some wont. Annoying music!

I didn't like it that much it seems boring. The music doesn't add excitment, it makes it less exciting. So next time try adding more exciting music. Half of the video is boring, but I like the way how it ended. There just isn't enough things on screen to make the video exciting.

[Paper Wars]

Pretty romantic, pretty cool, pretty good!

This video give me memories. When I used always draw comics in class. And the teacher also took them. This video is fun to watch, the drawings make this video cool. But the bad thing in this when the kid draws the people his hand magically changes to an adult's hand, beside that this is pretty good.

[Halo Armageddon]

The video isn't that good. But the game are!

This video was okay. I wasn't having a blast watching this video. 'Worms' are kinda boring. But good Job!

[Mall Food - Burger Trauma]

Hmm... Good things... Uhh.. The colours are nice!

The main character is a doofus, and so are the characters! And I was affended when they showed the black guy! This is crap! The coluoring is really nice though, I just wasn't feeling the funny after the video. It isn't great. The author did have a funny idea, working in a resturant is funny.

[The Adventures of Steve 1]

This is one of the funniest videos I ever seen!

They is so F***ING good. It's almost perfect. This is probaly the author's greatest work ever! If you cant find this video funny your either a robot or your a brain damaged. This is perfect. There isn't one bad thing I can say about this video. Perfect job! I'd give this video 5 props out of 5.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Cool story. Cool song

It's very funny- the video and the song. The ending was very violent, prehaps too violent. Otherwise from the violent ending the drawings and animation kicks ass. I'd give this author props!

[homer.swf]

Really stupid, really weird. Gee!

It's so weird. I didn't understand anything. It's just stupid, queer, questionable. This ending will have you saying " What The F***!!!! It didn't like it at all. It's very strange!

[Ultimate Naruto Fanflash4]

That was cool. But I hate anime drawings.

That was pretty cool, even-though I hate the HELL out of show. The music they were playing was cool, even menu music was cool. The video was funny. I enjoyed that video. Good work to the author!