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Total Medals Earned: 92 (From 22 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,430 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Bad Call Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Call A Plumber Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Fish Food Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Never Give Up Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Beardy Basher Unlocked 2/29/12
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 2/29/12
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Ironic Unlocked 2/29/12
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Patience Unlocked 2/29/12
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy Unlocked 2/29/12
10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Forklift Foul Unlocked 2/29/12
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape 5 Points 04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
No Mercy 5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy 10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water 10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum 25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kill The Messenger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 12/100 (105/2,000 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Worship the Mighty Unlocked 4/4/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 4/4/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Great Defender Unlocked 4/4/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 3/16 (40/500 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 1/1/10
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 1/1/10
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 1/1/10
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)

Catch 51

Chest Burster Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ronald RayGun Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Running Southpaw Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
X-Ray Charles Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dino Dookie Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
FBI FTW Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lost their heads Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Reincarnation Plush Doll Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Son of Krypton Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tom Fulp RIP Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/50 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 9/21/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/21/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/21/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 9/21/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (95/315 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/3/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/3/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/3/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

Escaping the Prison

Legal Ending Unlocked 4/18/10
25 Points
Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending Unlocked 4/18/10
50 Points
Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending Unlocked 4/18/10
50 Points
Break out the Sneaky Way
lol brawl reference 5 Points ROFL ROFL ROFL
DONUT WANT! 100 Points ...or do you?
Lots of Effort 100 Points Find all 18 FAILs.
BRAAAGGGHH!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)

Madness Accelerant

Facerape Unlocked 12/25/09
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 12/25/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
True Face of Evil Unlocked 12/25/09
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)

Madness Regent

A Winner is You Unlocked 5/1/09
25 Points
Defeat the boss and win the game!

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)