TheGreatPatten's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Armor Games Snowball]

Damn, I was at 3452 and I hit 3 trees in a row!!

This game isn't bad, perhaps I'd say this game is quite fun. The gameplay is fun, challenging, and it really pisses you off! Anyway, when your snowball gets really big dodging objects is hard, but the best part is running over the little skiiers and thier tiny dogs, Ha!! The game gets frustrating and annoying when you hit the trees, that's why I kill the snowball on purpose when I get in the 3000. Very competive, fun and frustrating. Especially when the other people beat your record!!

[indiana jones]

It's so stupid when he gets keys! Not bad.

This game ain't perfect. It's one of those puzzle adventure games like Boulder Dash, (it's not as good though.) But the thing I like was how there was booby-traps and objects the real Indina Jones would use. But I think he should only in then temple. And there sould be bosses, that you have to kill (maybe be leading them into booby-traps.) And maybe some more 3d would make the grapics and gameplay more fun!

[Kitten Cannon!]

''Dis' Some Good Shit!!''

The game is one of the best of it's kind. Sadly, the gameplay gets boring after awhlie. The game is quite fun. Watching your litlle kitty fly out of the cannon, hitting TNT, trampolines, and other stuff. Anyway this game can use some 'sweet tunes'.

[Frog Batting]

Basic, Stupid and Hard

It's not fun. And it's impossibe to get all 20, I got close though, I got 18. The game is short and unfun. Anyway thank goodness they made another game because this one was crap! Some music, modes, and blood would make this game more fun.

[Geek Fighter]

This game is fun, but it's hard to land a punch!

It's not a crappy game. The old-style controls make it hard to land a punch. And I couldn't find out any cheat codes. And only one of the characters looks like a geek. The blonde hair dude is much stronger and faster too, but he has the crappy controls. The game gets fun when you pck up objects. Not Bad!

[K-FED: Dancing with Fire]

It's very fun but violent!

It's a cool game with an even even cooler soundtrack. The game is fun and everyone hates K-Fed so why not play the game. It's great but I didn't like it that much. Great game though!

[BulletTime]

Great game. But it was very easy, for me!

The sound of the speeding bullets draws your attention, and the gun seems so realistic. Your probaly asking yourself "there must be something bad," well... There is: It is easy. Next time to improve this game try adding more wepons, modes and difficulty. This game still is good. Play it!

[AB: Spindle]

I didn't like it that much.

I didn't like it that much. The thing I liked was the puzzle, it was very violent though. I didn't like how the game ended. Anyway the author should add more puzzles to the future games.

[KUBA MC]

This game gets really boring. Cheap Mario ripoff!

This game gets boring faster then Bingo in a Senior Convention. It isn't that fun. The game is alot like Mario. To make a better game next time try adding more sounds, more music, funnier voices. Trying putting in superjumps and stuff, be creative!

[Kermit Kombat]

Hah. I love Pokemon. The video kicks Ass!

This video is pretty funny. I liked how they made Pokemon appear, that's cool. I love Pokemon so much! This videos great! Some will love it, some wont, but I loved it!