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TheGreatPatten

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: T.Dot (Canada)
Job: Toys R Us

Ahahahaha she fell down what?!

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Sign-Up Date:
6/17/06

Level: 20
Aura: Neutral

Rank: Corporal
Blams: 1,208
Saves: 2,907
Rank #: 1,457

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 4,270 / 4,440
Exp. Rank #: 5,308
Voting Pow.: 6.20 votes

BBS Posts: 2,979 (2.29 per day)
Flash Reviews: 137
Music Reviews: 7
Trophies: 1
Stickers: 0

Latest Flash Reviews

137 Reviews | 36 w/ Responses

Score: 5
Ultimate Ace Attorney FF

"Ugh. I hated it."

date: June 14, 2008

I don't hate anime, but watching this made me question why I don't. Here's why I didn't like it.
- Average graphics
- Annoying characters
- Gay dancing
- Womenly men
- Targeted Audience: Little girls.
- Bad songs
- Not funny
Watching the credits was like harder than shitting out Mexican food.

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Score: 7
Warrior's endeavor.

"Why did Russia attack USA?"

date: May 31, 2008

Just didn't get that part? Btw, Canada's awesome.

June 1, 2008

Author's Response:

Yes, yes it is. ;)

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Score: 8
Carom

"Great Game. Takes time to beat."

submission: Carom
date: May 31, 2008

The game needs more animation, and sounds, but the idea behind it, is great.

I got to level 29. It's the hardest level.
I beat level 24 by shooting the ball to the left column.

The author did a good job making this game, every level is possible to beat, it just takes time, patience, and brains.

Carom 2?

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Latest Audio Reviews

7 Reviews | 5 w/ Responses

Score: 8
Once Again... b-a-b

"Omg that was so bad!"

date: May 26, 2007

That was great, nice job!

Author's Response:

i fuckin hate you

man ure the greatest

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Score: 7
ewj new junk city

"You have no talent at all!"

submission: ewj new junk city
date: February 18, 2007

Man that was awesome!

Author's Response:

i have no clue what tht means but ok lol but i reccomend listening to my other songs

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Score: 8
Morning Sunshine

"Damn dude"

submission: Morning Sunshine
date: February 18, 2007

How do you come up with crazy shit like that?

August 27, 2007

Author's Response:

With a crazy shit creator....duh :P

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